Christian Feast Day
it’s ironic because I’m overwieght and Christian?
Dictionary Day. :/
it’s ironic cause i’m terrible at defining words/knowing their definition
October 12 is … International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
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HAHAHA
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
National Clams On The Half Shell Day
Whelp.
^Yep… That is a very stupid ‘National Day’… It’s also Bunsen Burner Day and Freedom Day in Malta! I like those much better :3
Defy Superstition Day
Be Humble Day XD
National Storytelling Festival
I approve! <3World Food Day.
I approve. :D
Eat what you want day.
I thought that was everyday…
Clean Up Your Room Day

(Source: dedo-gordo)
International Juggling Day. Owhh yeeaaahhh
Fragrance Day The most important of holidays
Day …cool. “I Am In Control Day” okay.
National Organize Your Home and Office day and National Chip and Dip Day…cool.
Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day O_o
Mine is Tweed Day and Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day Awesome :D
((3rd o’ Spetember… Skyscraper Day… ‘m cool wi’ tha.)) Six- Sixteenth of, uh, June… N- National Hollerin’, uh, Contest...
May 16th is… National Sea Monkey Day, Love a Tree Day, and Wear Purple for Peace Day Lol. Sea monkeys? Seriously? xD
September 25th So… National Comic Book Day!
Ah, here it is! (Sep 23d: Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day)
June 30 - Meteor Day :I
National Chocolate Eclair Day. Who invented the national Chocolate Elair Day ?! That’s absurd. I love it.
April 8 is … All Is Ours Day. lolwhat
October 18th: No Beard Day…...I don’t have a beard, so I’m all good.
brodacious—stridenasty:...April 23rd ….. National Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal...
Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
Sugar Cookie Day. Awesome. c:
April 7th, I get national beer and no housework day…(hot damn!!!)
National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
April 9th - Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day Exquisite.
Be Nasty Day nice
May 10th, Clean-Up-Your-Room Day. Well, fuck.
January 31 is … National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day. OH GOD WHAT I wonder what the correlation is there Like, “ok,...
awesome national beverage day!!! thank you birthday ironicly for my birthday party im going to set it up like a bar and...
August 14th is NATIONAL CREAMSICLE DAY!!! no wonder why im so creamy dreamy
April 6th: Sorry Charlie Day Uh… What? …..
I don’t want mine can I have meris’s instead??? national maple syrup day would be fine with me!!! but no I have to have...
March 13th is Jewel Day. Jewel Day? Like… what? Note to followers: I like jade and aquamarine, thanks.
New Year’s Eve. Yes, I like to believe that all of you party for my birthday…
November 6 is … Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day I hope I never get marooned without a compass on my...
APRIL FOOLS BITCHES.
NATIONAL PIE DAY. Dean Winshester would love to be me right now.
November 30 is … Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day Sounds good to me!
June 13 is … National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day What?
August 6th… Wiggle Your Toes Day. Wow.
Hermit Day…why does this make so much sense…
“Punk-for-a-day Day.” ((punk!derpy would be awesome, just sayin’ also, milk chocolate day awwwww yeeeeeah))
((June 14th, Flag day~ Didn’t even have to look because I’m CLEVER.))
October 11 is … It’s My Party Day. Accurate. It’s also National Coming Out Day. :)
June 15th - National Man Day!
((July 26 is … All Or Nothing Day That certainly sounds vague enough))
My birthday alone is a National Day.
July 30 is … National Cheesecake Day This pleases me.
Halloween. Oh, and apparently it’s National Magic Day on October 31, too. :D